i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
happy womens day
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
yo ladies if any dude ever tries 2 give u shit about anything just remember female tyrannosaurs were 10-30% bigger than males. if a male fucked up 65 million years ago he’d get his head bit off. 65 million years later u can still do the same fuckin thing. be a trex. eat any dude that ever gives u shit.
sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
Castle & Firefly ReferencesBest.
i may not be over it but i will never be as not over it as nathan fillion is
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
… its too early for this bullshit.
|—||Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)|
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING